- I don’t have to give birth to a watermelon and break my motherfucking vagina
- I don’t have to get punched in the uterus every fucking month and want to kill over
- I don’t have to shave basically every fucking inch on my body
plus:
- I want to know what a boner feels like.
plus:
- I want to pee drawings on ice and such.
plus:
- I want to have sex with hot gay men
THE LAST ONE :D